I would once again like to thank everyone who helped with the move...you guys are the bestest friends and ROCK!

Oh yeah..the Blog' back! =-)

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies, General asshats
Circle I Limbo

Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Militant Vegans
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

NAMBLA Members
Circle VII Burning Sands

Uday Hussein, Qusay Hussein
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Saddam Hussein, George Bush, Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

OOOH, thats gotta Hurt:
Things that happened to Fark tonight

-Psycho Squirrel, crackin' the walnuts
-Fell down a well, and a goblin land on his head
-Lost a boot
-Potion of Disentary

Pauly Shore, Goths
Circle I Limbo

Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

people who like Armageddon
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Canada Post
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

stupid people
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Bell Canada
Circle VII Burning Sands

Sales agents
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

green van drivers
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell


Tim Reynolds fan take note, if you pre-order from here you get a seven-song CD from the last acoustic tour!
So if Jericho is going to be spending the night trying to remember which box he accidentally packed Son of Jericho in, and Blades is at working the overnight at the Magma Sex-Line ... who is coming tonight?

People who wear stretch pants, Elmo
Circle I Limbo

SNL, new 'punk', Teeny Poppers
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Reality TV Fans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Circle IV Rolling Weights

Aston Kutcher, Adam Sandler
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

the Sci-Lie Channel, Subway Commercials
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Jen and Ben Lopez, Ernie Eves
Circle VII Burning Sands

NAMBLA Members
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Organized religion, George W
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Kay Peeps, here's the dilly-dally!

We are moving tommorrow night (friday the 29th), Kal and I are picking up the truck at 4:30 or so and then picking up the freezer he got us with the truck. We should be back at my aparment at 5:30, so if everyone can meet there at around that time that would be great.

Just to be sure, Darth, Spooky, X, Blades and Kal have offered to help, are all you guys still able to lend your valuable support? Vlad will you be in town and willing to help?

I will send you guys an e-mail with the addreses so everyone knows where to go!

Thanks again!
Story of my life
Greetings Beloved Subjects.

Whether we continue with the Evil Campaign or play Munchkin is up to thee. I do have Blades' character sheet, so if we play at least we have a kobold on a stick. Otherwise don't forget the Space and Fu decks.
This is sooo cool it's almost evil, I wish I had money, and because I am a starwars.com reader I get the acrylic case featured at the bottom free! Me want!
...mostly buried and all slanty...
Mini-Mizer.... picture yourself in LEGO!

From AintItCool.com: "THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2003 is a, surprise, visually stunning remake of a picture many believe to be perfect in its first incarnation. This (correct) belief has, in turn, ignited a rather vocal, if misguided, resistance to the very idea of a second go-round, but what [Marcus 'End of Days'] Nispel and writer Scott Kosar have done is to suggest that what we saw initially was the movie version of the true story..."

"Whatever. All that matters is that Nispel’s THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE is a relentlessly transgressive horror film – an endurance test of often unbearably shocking imagery that hasn’t the patience to merely give the audience nightmares. It wants the instant gratification of scarring the audience’s consciousness right there in the theater. There are depraved minds at work here..."

"Surprisingly, though, it’s not Leatherface who leaves the most indelible impact, but R. Lee Ermey as the corrupt-and-then-some Sheriff Hoyt. Whether cracking wise with some necrophilia gags in the presence of a female corpse, or simply lingering over Daniel Pearl’s low-angle compositions, showing off a pair of hideously bushy eyebrows, Ermey manages to convey a more palpable sense of true menace than a chainsaw-wielding nutcase clothed in someone else’s skin. He’s triumphantly offensive."

Design your own personal Hell
I was going to see it anyway, but now I'm actually excited to see it. Johnette Napolitano has a song on the Underworld soundtrack called 'Suicide Note'.
Hee Hee!

Marci X: Perhaps the largest, most steaming pile of doggy-do I've had the mispleasure to watch in a very very very long time.
That is all.
A Matt Good Day
With the festival/ turkish bathouse atmosphere of Landsdown and the EX I could have sworn that Matt Good was actually having fun up there on stage last night. The concert was fantastic, much better than the debacle at the Civic Centre. Nobody threw nuthing. Matt joked around, didn't throw a tantrum and besides a well placed plug for Amnesty Internation, kept the political stuff to a minimum. There was a good mix of old and new songs (and some very new, there were four or five brand-new tracks). We had second row seats - far from the sweltering crowd. There was an encore and best of all .... NO OPENING ACT!
Destroy your bladder. You know you will.
waddup blokes?

-Everyone in for el Geeknight festivities??? Anyone wanna order food? C'mon TALK TO ME...I need your love...
Greetings Munckins,

A reminder that tomorrow is the start of a new campaign (possibly evil). Don't roll up a character unless you have a very specific idea of what you want, as the munchkin templates are a little different than the 3.0. Please bring any d20 materials that you have, and Blades, I really need the Monster Manual and DMs guide.
Ta muchly!
Your mission, and you will accept it;

I need to borrow a copy of : WordPerfect 9 or 10, and a recent version of Word would useful too.
The end of Disney as we know it?
I have to say, when government workers tell me they are bored at home and wouldn't mind going back to work, I feel absolutely no sympathy for them whatsoever.
Ronald D. Moore discusses the Battlestar Galactica mini-series.
Classic D&D adventure, gets the PC treatment.
Psycho Squirrel's out of the bag, yes its gonna be a Munchkin campaign. If you want a class or race from another book go ahead, but you won't get the Munchkin bonuses. The available Munchkinny races and classes are; Elves, Dwarves, Gnomes, Halflings, Humans & Orcs. Bard, Cleric, Monk, Thief, Warrior & Wizard.
I wasn't planning on making it a specifically evil campaign, but I'm not ruling out any alignments so if it works out that way, so be it.
first night shift after two weeks off. its like trying to think through .... uh, something thick and sticky. the mild case of heat exhaustion isn't helping. I blew chunder!
I have driven a Segway scooter ... more specifically, I wobbled around and crashed into a pile of boxes.
Calvin Skandit
Now things get really weird, as God summons Santos to help Jesus fight the vampires. The star of Mexican wrestling is accompanied by theme music when his private plane lands at the airport. The two chat amiably, then visit a nightclub. Christ takes the stage to perform and happens to glance in the mirror. Only Santos and Gloria appear! The club is filled with vampires! During the fight Santos is put to sleep by Maxine's magical powder, meaning that Jesus has no choice; he surrenders himself to the unholy defilers.
The Blog is back! Barring any more power cuts (the city cautions they may happen in different parts of the city) We are once again ready for prime time...how was everyones blackout experience?
A reminder that tomorrow's festivities are taking place at my parental units abode.
Please bring food for bbq, drinks, BYOB ( if you want ), Space Munchkin, Munchkin Foo and any and all D&D 3rd edition stuff that might be lying around. (Blades, I really need the DM manual and monster manual if you have it).
Does anybody need directions?
Dudes, Willow, Mini-Jericho and I are moving on Aug. 30th or the 29th in the PM and I would like to ask you all for help (heehee) on one of those days, I could only get a truck for 4PM and would like to know who could help us...there will be Beer and Pizza for all of you wonderfull helpers!

**Update, I could only book the truck and Elevator on Friday night the 29th, so the move will happen that day at 5PM, I will move the delicates during the day and then with all your gracious help the truck move will happen at night**

The GeekHQ phoneline went dead sometime after 6pm and before 7:30pm last night. I have a tech coming by tonight after 5pm to troubleshoot the issue. So no phone, no net.
Little Boba Fett, he looks so cuuuuuuuutte
Wanted: Party of backstabbing, level grubbing, treasure hoarding, dungeon crawlers for exciting career opportunities. Some risk involved.

Bards, thieves, warriors, wizards and clerics, apply at Nardstown, just north of the Nightgeek Swamps. All races , and allignments welcome. Orcs please use sewer gate entrance. Chaotic characters, please try and use the door.

All applications must be in by Thursday. No experience necessary! Bring your own dice.

Alburt of the Skullspear
Who wants to see Matt Good at The Ex August 22nd?
They're baaaaack!
So what's the dilly-dally tonight?? Darth, I can't recall did you say that this week we are going to your parents? Or is it this week that you can't show up?

-Aside from that, is everyone coming? Aside from that...How are you?
Overheard by a friend of mine in a movie theatre today:
"I haven't seen Gigli yet. Does that make me a bad person?"
"I'd say it makes you a lucky person."
Museum HR Giger Bar
Real People with REAL LightSabers!
I saw This Car on the road today and I think it officially replaces the Aztek as the ugliest SUV on the planet
An old favourite, mixed with... another old favourite.

We now have Star Munchkin, where you can stab your buddy...in Space!

Dunno if we should mix with the regular deck though, it is pretty much a self-contained game (lot of the items are Star Munchkin specific)
If you fail to run away, the snake demon bites your shadow and poisons your soul. Compose a short poem about how much this bothers you, or allow each player, in the order of your choice, to take a card from your hand.
And, for another level of Munchkin playing...
And don't ask what the Bad Stuff for this monster will be, 'cause it's
Randy Milholland's Redneck Tree!
And in related news, as I wanted a deck for Montreal, but did not want to duplicate Darth's deck... Munchkin-Fu has joined the arsenal.
Anyone else feel the need for a Skip Darth's Turn card?